Giving gifts gets expensive, amiright?
One solution? Fewer pricey presents, more affordable ones, some that’ll garner a laugh. For this list, we’re thinking outside the sock. Get it?
Prices are current at the time of this writing, but you know the holidays. Things could get cheaper or more expensive.
Silly stocking stuffers you (probably, maybe?) won’t regret buying
1. Wearable blanket: Prices vary
In a world obsessed with comfort (my grandpa is rolling his eyes from above), cozy gifts are always a hit, even the silly ones. Enter the wearable blanket, which, according to Google Trends, is something people actually want.
Why it’s not a total waste of money: Snuggies are comfortable and winters are cold.
2. Tortilla blanket: $16.97 (60-inch size, beige)
Why it’s not a total waste of money: It’s a gag gift they’ll definitely remember, and probably keep.
3. Flashlight for your head: $15.19
Why it’s not a total waste of money: It’s both handy and hands-free.
4. Soda-flavored lip balm: $11.49
This was a pick from NerdWallet spokesperson and personal finance expert, Kimberly Palmer.
Why it’s not a total waste of money: You’ll buy this for the kids and end up stealing your favorite soda flavor for yourself. That said, the price might feel steep for a pack of lip balms.
5. Chip clips that look like cats: $5.99
Why it’s not a total waste of money: Everybody needs chip clips. Get a laugh, then laugh again when your recipient puts these on every bag in the pantry.
6. “Golden Girls”-themed mints: $3
Five Below is another go-to for Ashford. She says the candy section can be a stocking stuffer gold mine.
Why it’s not a total waste of money: Pretty tins and funny nostalgia, filled with mints, for super cheap.
7. A backyard birds book: $2.49
Personally, I’ve reached an age where all of a sudden birds are kinda interesting. “Is that a Yellow-rumped Warbler?” I’ve wondered as I watch out the kitchen window. If only there was a book of birds.
Why it’s not a total waste of money: The kids will laugh, but bird nerds will keep this book right on the coffee table.
8. Scratch-off lottery tickets: Pick your price
Everybody loves to win, right? Slip a couple in all the stockings as a way to extend the holiday joy a bit longer. This is a go-to gift for Karen Gaudette Brewer, my nerdy head of content.
Why it’s not a total waste of money: Your scratch-off recipient has a (very small) chance to win big. You may want to have them sign a contract agreeing to give you half of anything over $500. You can buy scratchers for as low as $1 and the prices go up from there.
9. A pickle that yodels: $13.95
If the pickle doesn’t do it for ya (managing editor Pamela de la Fuente was intrigued, but not enough to buy), the brand, Archie McPhee, is a novelty store that sells lots of fun, weird stuff.
Why it’s not a total waste of money: This one is all about a laugh. Otherwise, it’s a pretty darn useless $14 pickle.
